It’s an app. (Android.) And it swears at you when you click on it.
The best app that has ever been written It won’t stop swearing, even in silent mode, and exiting the app. I consider this a feature, and not a bug.
And right behind it:
Brilliant…except when it doesn’t close and randomly issues expletives from your pocket as if phone had tourettes.
I’m going to get this today. (Despite comments from Himself Upstairs: “Have you heard yourself? You’re a New Yorker. You don’t need an app for that.”) :)