Diane Duane
Jun 03

(Source: geekhideout, via cameoappearance)

cameoappearance:
Me while looking at this: “Wait, is that water? I think it is!”
I’m guessing it’s a hot spring.
(Source: ninbra)

The Fire Lord by =arrsistable
(…And it might as well be Sunspark.)

koi part 6 by ~tpaulanny

Basel City Hall by ~dduane

(via thingssheloves)
I think the cinema will become my place of permanent residence next year.
ollieollieoxinfreed:
miran-chan:
the-little-blogger:
dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:
Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013.
Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013.
Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: 22 November 2013.
The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013.
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014.

Don’t forget:
Deadpool: 2014
Also:
Avengers 2: 2014 (am I correct?)
OH MY GOD
DEADPOOL
THE HOBBIT COMES OUT RIGHT AFTER MY BIRTHDAY
OH MY GOD
Birthday present for me: Star Trek 2 (the day before). I tell you, those guys know what to get a girl. :)
(via foxboros)
The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Except on tea.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
What?
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
We’re not buying your stupid tea.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Do you even know what that is?
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
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BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY:
Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Oh, for—just drink the tea.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
No.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Do it.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
NO.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Drink it.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Fuck you.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
*Boston Tea Party*
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
What the hell?
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
We heard it was Indians.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
You get all types in Boston.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
…*Coercive Acts*
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Oh, it is ON.
Jun 02
I wish we could spend July by the sea, browning ourselves and feeling water-weighted hair flow behind us from a dive. I wish our gravest concerns were the summer gnats. I wish we were hungry for hot dogs and dopes, and it would be nice to smell the starch of summer linens and the faint odor of talc in blistering summer bath houses… We could lie in long citoneuse beams of the five o’clock sun on the plage at Juan-les-Pins and hear the sound of the drum and piano being scooped out to sea by the waves.
— Zelda Fitzgerald (via suavium)
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