June 2012
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I think the cinema will become my place of...
ollieollieoxinfreed:
miran-chan:
the-little-blogger:
dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:
Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013. Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013. Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013. Catching Fire: 22 November 2013. The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013. Captain America 2: April 4, 2014 Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014.
Don’t forget:
Deadpool: 2014
Also:
Avengers 2: 2014 (am I correct?)
OH...
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
“I wish we could spend July by the sea, browning ourselves and feeling...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via suavium)
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Occupation: Girl on tumblr: This may or may not... →
cleolinda:
@MsPotts_ESPN: Birmingham, you even love #SpellingBees. you’re No. 3 rated market for last night’s championship (behind Kansas City & Memphis). F-A-B. @cleolinda: Trufax: I was a (suburb) city spelling bee champion here. Did bees for years. Inevitably lost on words I knew by skipping a letter.
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Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Young Wizards fandom: Keep calm and check the Manual.
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“He reached the Watch House. It was an ancient and surprisingly large building,...”
– Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
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elytra:
June Is Bustin’ Out All Over - Carousel
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neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
Yes plz
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“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while.”
– Eckhart Tolle (via elige)
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Things to do today
As the June Bank Holiday weekend begins:
(1) Queue up many things on Tumblr
(2) Make crust for chicken pie
(3) Handle email
(4) Tweet a little
(5) Make filling for chicken pie
(6) Remove cat from filling for chicken pie
(7) Preheat oven
(8) Load up iTunes and queue all available Steve Perry songs
(9) Sing along while rereading, polishing and editing
“I know the sound of each rock...
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“What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening...”
– Alan Bennett; The Uncommon Reader (via wordpainting)
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